Wayne Australia 2008
Well, it is the start of the New Year! 1.1.10 (So far it doesn’t feel much different to the old one!) And I have made a New Year Resolution. (I never make New Year Resolutions!) Enough of hiding in the shadows, sitting on the sidelines, lurking in the background, it is finally time to begin my internet presence. (I am not ready, the site is not ready… But! I begin! I am finally going to relax the perfectionism and just get started. I will improve the site as I go. “On the fly” as they say! {They? Who exactly are they? Well… I don’t know…but somebody says it. Don’t they?})
So…I committed myself to my first post on the first day of the new year (and new decade?) So here it is…no sleep, computer crashed and now there less than 45 minutes left till midnight here…so now is IT. Nothing to say right now demo…warusugiru! Ganbatte kudasai!… Hai! Ganbaro!
And, unlike previous starts this one is intended for public consumption! Consumption? There is no substance to it yet! Consumers would die of malnutrition! Who would want to read this waffle? Well…maybe we could improve it later when we have actually had some sleep and might actually have something to say!? Yes that’s it!
So…We reserve the right to revisit this writing and revamp or repair! Right? Right!!! Or remove???
Sorry about this dear reader!
I promise that if you persevere and return I will actually have something to say! In fact I may have so much to say that you may actually put on weight from consuming all my heavy words! Put on weight!? Heaven forbid! Hey! We’re going to help people lose weight! Remember? Oh yeah, that’s right…the whole world is overweight…and we’re going to help people understand why they are overweight and what to do about it , aren’t we?
Sorry again, dear visitor! I will start again…
But! I am very opinionated and I have a lot to say. So be Wayned!
Wayning!!!!!® Waynez Wordz . com is a Wayne-ZONE®.
(Wayne-ZONES are hype-free and politically-correct-free zones and may be at times highly controversial and even highly unpopular.)
Be Wayned! Waynez Wordz may improve your health and your life!
Wayning!!!!! Beware! Waynism may be contagious! Please retain your integrity! Followers are forbidden! (Well you can “follow” me on Twitter if you insist but please do not give away your power to me or anyone! I don’t need your power – I have enough challenge with my own! Twitter? What are we talking about? We have been very lazy and unactive on Twitter recently! Lazy? I have been very busy with other things! Oh really?)
Sorry once again, dear friend!
I really will have something to say in future! In fact I have many important things to say in the future.
Seriously now!
WaynezWordz.com is the website where Wayne (me) will say whatever he feels needs saying. Some of my other sites will be devoted to specific topics (natural health, self-discovery, powering words, sound healing, ethical internet marketing…) but Waynez Wordz will be a general umbrella site where I will say whatever is needed on whatever subject.
Eek! Only 2 minutes to midnight ! Must “publish” NOW to meet my own self-imposed deadline! Bye for now!
Wayne.
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